Okay, forgive me for skipping cats. Cats have no useless function in this world. Why don't you kick them to the curb. I know, because they're gonna climb right back into the window and sulk around your house like a furry little crackhead until you give em some food or a little bit of cash and then they're gone for 3 days. For now I'll chalk up your fondness for your whole life smelling like piss to the Toxoplasma that has commandeered your brain function. No one likes cats.
Dogs on the other hand. A dog is a sympathetic and loyal. A dog likes to play. A dog is basically like a 3-year-old that you don't have to read to ever and you're allowed to leave in the car when you go shopping. Dogs can help you in an emergency if you are eight and a character on tv. But here is one thing I want you dog-lovers to know. Dogs don't love you. They are loyal. It's not the same thing. If Hitler had a dog, that dog would have "loved" Hitler. It's co-dependency at best. So as much as you think your dog's love for you proves your worth in some way. It doesn't. Your dog would "love" a tree if the tree had a can-opener and a tennis ball.
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