Monday, May 31, 2010

I Hate Huffington Post Porn

Okay, a liberal-news-blog-compendium.  Clearly I am not an intellectual juggernaut if I am getting my news from paranoia-fueled news-rumors and Sean Penn editorials.  But I am a liberal, and there is not much else for us to do with our surf-liesure time, now that the post-2008-election drudge returned to its fascist roots.  Don't say The Guardian UK.  I do not care about british things.  But that doesn't mean I want to see Tiger Woods's nineteenth mistress's porn tape cover art or Giselle Bunchen's accidental limosine-entering crotch shot.   If I wanted to jerk it at work, I'd go across the street to the Seattle's Best's bathroom, but I don't do that (except once) because I have a modicum of self-control. When I am surfing at huffington, my mind goes into a pre-natal state.  I can't control when I click on the article of the leaked photos of the new PETA ads.   Anyone moron can boost their readership with nudie pictures.  But that doesn't mean I want an erection on a weekday at 10 AM. Let me read my bullshit news in peace.