Saturday, May 15, 2010

YOU ARE A RACIST FOR ENJOYING THE BLINDSIDE

Here is the synopsis of the movie.  Benevolent white christian lady turns semi-retarded gentle giant into a loveable athlete.  Is this an inspirational story of hope and love, or a condescending, self-serving masturbational wish-fulfillment for white people who fear black people but would love to save them from themselves.  Trust me. You are a racist.  Did you cry at the end of the movie?  Double racist.  Don't worry though, plenty of people lead a long and happy life unconsciously racist and loving schlocky uplifting dramas. Oh, and FYI, Jack Bauer is a fascist so you probably are one too if you like that dumb show.