I Hate Blogs

I hate blogs.  So I haven't posted to this blog for 2 years.  What do you care? In that time you've probably been playing some farm animal simulation on facebook and you've twittered your merry way from the brothers Jonas over to Justin Bieber, but you're basically the same pathetic tick, sucking your portion of lifeblood out of a world that doesn't care.  If there is a god, which there isn't, you maybe should go pray for an earthquake or some identity theft, or maybe a re-run of that ridiculous Adult Swim show that you think is clever, all for a bit of respite from the gaping chasm of mediocrity that your life has turned out to be.  In the meantime stick around.  Maybe I'll post again in another 10 years.